Archive for August, 2011

“Hellbound” Man Enjoys Free Church Offers

Posted: August 4, 2011 in Uncategorized


Ruai Nairobi — Mbuku, 36, a self-described agnostic and says he is “hellbound” has attended more church events in the past year than most longtime believers. His reason: He loves the freebies churches give out to unsaved people.

Mbuku has attends monthly bolling games by The Saints Evangelistic Ministry and even won a Ksh 5000 prize. Every Sunday he goes to a new church and when and visits the visitors desk were cookies and juice are served.

Last month he attended Harvesters of Truth Church retreat in Naivasha , his transport, meals and accommodation were catered for, totaling 65,000Ksh

“I was excited, and the hotel spa was fabulous!” Mbuku said in a telephone interview

In spite of heavy exposure to the Christian message, Mbuku remains totally immune to evangelism efforts. When people try to convert him, or at least get him to consider the claims of Christ, he just shrugs and smiles.

“For some reason it has no effect on me,” he says. “I really am in it just for the chips and soda.”

Some churches have gotten wise to Mbukus ways, but none turn him away.
“Anytime you give something away, you just factor in that Mbuku will be there,” says one assistant pastor.

Mbuku even rates the churches on their efforts to “save” him.

Fountain of Life has a pretty good pitch,” he says, referring to an independent charismatic church along Mombasa Road “Methodists don’t really say much about God. The Baptists backed me into a corner and argued with me, so I quit going there. The Unitarians were lame. The Wakorino place was flat-out freaky.”

Mbuku cut the interview short to “hit the ICC church’s newcomers dinner” — his fifth this year. •

NOTE:This Is a Christian Satirical Post Events Are Fictional

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Lil Wayne UnpluggedMTV2011 History In Making!

Posted: August 1, 2011 in Uncategorized


Kenyan columnist Philip Mwaniki said few weeks ago that Gospel music in Kenyan industry became the desired music to both Christians and Non Christians when they began producing quality music compared to secular.

The corporate worlds sort them for product and services endorsements and most are smiling all the way to the bank!

With Safaricom live I agree live music performance in Kenya hasn’t been the same again, we have seen fine artist like Juliani, M.O.G Nameless, Jua Cali, Wyre, Size8, Wahu and others do live thingies putting doubts in critics minds.

I may have watched Lil Waynes UnpluggedMTV2011 late; performance was on June, but man! That’s history in the making. The last time a hip-hop artist was featured on MTV’s renowned live performance series, Unplugged was Jay-Z ten years ago,

Awesome band, no autotune and pure acoustics, Mr. Carter won hearts of both fans and critics. If you appreciate quality music then make a point of getting the DVD, or watch it online.

Goshdamit!! LOLIPOP in acoustic was super epic! Guyz who was that Hottie back up vocalist she so out of this world vocally.