Prophet Downgrades Mombasa Earthquake Forecast

Posted: July 22, 2011 in Uncategorized


Mombasa Kenya — After incorrectly predicting that the Kenyan Coast would be rocked by a major earthquake and tsunami In 1st August, Nabii Wamalwa, who runs an independent prophetic ministry, downgraded his prediction to “some slight tremors which may be felt by a handful of people in Diani Southern Coast.

“By God’s grace, the terrible catastrophe I prophesied has been averted because people repented and prayed,” he said in an online statement to his 120,000 ministry supporters.

The massive tsunami God was going to send will instead be a “spiritual tsunami, a wave of God’s blessing that will cover Mombasa,” he said.

Participants in Wamalwa’s online chartroom were ecstatic.

“Nabii Wamalwa continues to demonstrate his powerful anointing,” said a longtime Wamalwa fan in a post last Tuesday. “Every disaster he has prophesied in the past 20 years has been averted through prayer. Praise God, people!!!!!” •

NOTE:This is a Christian satirical post, names and events are fictional.

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