Pastor Ragu Suspended for Dropping ‘f-bomb’.

Posted: July 11, 2011 in Uncategorized

Thika Road — A youth pastor has been suspended from pulpit duties for two weeks for using obscene language during a board meeting.

On Tuesday board meeting treasurer said half of money meant for slum youth project(pioneered by youth pastor Ragu)was to be directed to stock church’s Sunday school library with kids books, youth pastor said “what the F$%^” !?

“It was long and drawn out and sort of lingered in the room for a moment,” says a co-worker. “I think he meant it in a positive way, but everybody froze.”

“It was way out of line,” says the chairman of the board. “We’re still trying to figure out why he felt he had license to speak that way.”

But pastor Ragu alias Shura as he is know among the youth says the senior pastor had given him permission to use “the f-bomb” with unsaved or rebellious youths to surprise and engage them. But senior pastor Bishop Ghino Victor says he gave no such permission.

“I didn’t know what ‘f-bomb’ meant,” said Bishop Ghino. “I probably thought he meant flatulence, which I thought was crude enough.”

The youth pastor says he had been practicing using the word in his office so it would roll off his tongue naturally when he uses it with young people, but that apparently it came too naturally at the meeting.

“Wrong context, probably,” Ragu said.

A worker at the local video library who sorted anonymity to protect her job told us that evening the youth pastor come and rented more than 10 movies, 5 series including Unknown, Rango, Rico, LOST seasons 3-6, Outsourced and others saying “Its early holiday again!”

NOTE:This Is a Christian Satirical Post Events Are Fictional

  1. Enock says:

    LOL! Oh My! Pastor Ragu! Na hii iwe funzo kwa wengine!

  2. LOL kichapo kikali!

  3. france says:

    hehhehe neiba !!! hey bro this dude was innocent hehhe, he had to learn the current youth language inorder manage me

  4. france says:

    i to manage them

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